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Aspiring hermit. I like british comedy, sci-fi books and horror films. Sometimes I write fiction and sometimes I make crappy gifs.

Jul 31, 9 months ago

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Dear UPS Man,

I’m aware the screen door on my front porch has a gaping slash in it, but that’s not an invitation for you to chuck my Peep Show: Series 1 DVD through it. 

You could have tried going around to the back when you saw the front door was inaccessible.